Who wouldn't want to kiss an adorable mug like that? Lay it on me, honeys. I'm free this Saturday evening....

...maybe I should put an ad on Craigslist...

"Cute and cuddy, four-legged bundle of love looking for a hot Saturday night. Let my animal magnetism draw you into a night of sensual delights unheard of this side of the equator. Must like short men. Those with fleas need not apply."